Logistics were definitely a problem here. lol I had my purse over my shoulder, keys in one hand, phone in the other, and was wearing a skirt. His porch had two levels and a flimsy plastic stepstool on the ground as a “step.” By the time I realized what I was walking into, I was truly concerned I would end up breaking an ankle trying to leave quickly. And as much as I loved reading and watching Stephen King’s Misery, I have no desire to actually live the experience!

What I have decided after this experience, however, is that whether a man likes it or not, I think shorts or yoga pants and sneakers are my go-to for dates from now on, at least until I know I won’t need to make a quick escape!